Two of the palest pretty-eyed redheads, Maitland and Bree, are going to be closer than sisters when Bree marries into Maitland's friends. Bree doesn't know it, but as a part of this social circle, she's going to be sharing things with Maitland that she never expected. Bree is expecting a conservative tea party; Maitland intends to initiate Bree into the activities that might shock anyone not already intimate with the details: together, they'll be doubling up on Jax as dirty wives do behind their husband's back.