I wish my husband wasn't such a cheating asshole. I mean, it's my birthday and he was supposed to take me out but had to work late. As if I don't know what that means! Fortunately, I have the most amazing stepson that adores me and gave me the sexiest high heels for a gift. They go perfectly with my dress and freshly painted toenails. I tried to resist stepson's advances but once he started sucking on my toes I gave into temptation.