Christy is a sugar fiend and a junk food addict. We are telling you this so that in case you ever bump into her, you offer her something sweet and sugary or a bag of McDonalds (which she loves!). (Note that we said offer her something, not give her food anywhere near your dick. We don't advise, no matter how much of a good idea it may seem like at the time, that you try to spear a cheeseburger with your boner and wave it in her direction.